A Provocateur of Curiosity, dark Humour and Satire
A Provocateur of Curiosity, dark Humour and Satire
Petty Officer Cook ‘Slug’ suffers from no personality, a streak of cruelty and above all he is a moron. Now available on Spotify, iTunes, and most major music platforms and libraries. The book ‘Tuff Ship’ is available through Amazon, Apple,…
The Captain of Mulga paid his way for opportunities, promotions, medals and authority. Yes, an idiot. The song is a noir‑tinted sea shanty about Captain Doherty, a very wealthy tyrant of a man from down under, based on one of…
Two-Pack sees the navy as his battle ground for comic relief. The young sailor nicknamed “Two Pack” is the comic relief on a ship skippered by an ego-inflated, half-mad Captain and a grotesque bully of a Chief Coxswain. Branded “Two…
This song is dedicated to those souls who see me as ‘we’. This gloriously irritating, darkly comic anthem is also available on Spotify, iTunes and nearly every streaming platform. Stream it, share it with a devoted ‘we’ supporter, and with…
This song and music clip brings to life the chapter in ‘Tuff Ship’ where the evil Chief Coxswain on the HMAS Mulga falls off the ship during a storm on the Australian coast. Lost at sea, he repents his past…
“How are we today?” Silvia asked the customer. “I can’t speak on behalf of anyone else, but I’m fine, thanks,” he replied. Silvia forced a smile, wondering what he was talking about. Idiot, she thought. “What can we get you today?” she…
The man of many battles. A naval legend. A leader of many. A reader of distinction. Standing alone, strategising his mission, he waited for another veteran. Deep in the tunnel, the roar of a titan echoed, heralding the approach of…
Those imbeciles of the sidewalk were obvious. They were the ones frantically punching the walk button, angered that their command had not been obeyed immediately. Regardless of the time or other pedestrians present, they were determined to force the red…
Mr Aberdare and Fred abided by the smoking rules in the Afterlife.
A voice from the grave Since I was a little boy, the bank has encouraged me to save. ‘Save it, you have it; spend it, it’s gone.’ Every Friday I’d put two shillings into my passbook and then bank it.…