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Petty Officer Cook ‘Slug’ suffers from no personality, a streak of cruelty and above all he is a moron. Now available on Spotify, iTunes, and most major music platforms and libraries. The book ‘Tuff Ship’ is available through Amazon, Apple,…

The Captain of Mulga paid his way for opportunities, promotions, medals and authority. Yes, an idiot. The song is a noir‑tinted sea shanty about Captain Doherty, a very wealthy tyrant of a man from down under, based on one of…

Two-Pack sees the navy as his battle ground for comic relief. The young sailor nicknamed “Two Pack” is the comic relief on a ship skippered by an ego-inflated, half-mad Captain and a grotesque bully of a Chief Coxswain. Branded “Two…

This song is dedicated to those souls who see me as ‘we’. This gloriously irritating, darkly comic anthem is also available on Spotify, iTunes and nearly every streaming platform. Stream it, share it with a devoted ‘we’ supporter, and with…

This song and music clip brings to life the chapter in ‘Tuff Ship’ where the evil Chief Coxswain on the HMAS Mulga falls off the ship during a storm on the Australian coast. Lost at sea, he repents his past…